Dramatic Sigh

I only have 25 more minutes of work to waste, so this is gonna be a quickie. Heh, quickie. First item on the agenda is that I would allow this macaroni and cheese that I’m eating to impregnate me with delicious, cheesy children. Just needed to put that out there.
Second item on the agenda: I’ve [...]

I’m awesome. Sometimes. Like that time I popped my hip out of joint shaking my ass in my living room. Yeah, I know, someday you too can be this cool. I digress. Often. The point is that, because I’m SO awesome, I’m doing a “What Am I Thankful For” post too, because all the cool [...]

FUCKING NINJA TURTLES! WOO!
This post has ZERO to do with ninja turtles. But I did name my pet on facebook Donatello so there’s that for you. Also, THIS:
 Now that that’s out of my system, this post is actually about this one time in high school when we had this big project on the French Revolution [...]

First up, I got the Joy of Reading award from Court, who is, in fact, wonderful. I love books so much I would totally marry them but that’s illegal until we get gay marriage legalized because you know that the next thing is goats and then probably cars and then I’m hoping books are next. [...]

Well, short anyway. I want to blog because…well, just because. I feel like it. Unfortunately, I’m distracted by the fact that I’M FUCKING MELTING. My boobs have the equivalent of the Colorado River running in between them, and I have a serious case of swunt and swass and whatever else can be swampy. You get [...]

After skipping the last couple of TMI Thursdays, I thought I’d get my ass back on schedule, although, for once, this doesn’t have anything to do with my ass. (It’s a miracle!) Before the main attraction, I have a teeny confession to make, one that I’m very sure about half of my female readers and [...]

Ok, so maybe I don’t hate ALL birthdays. For example, I really like other people’s birthdays. Those are fun. MY birthday though? Nooot so much. Historically speaking, my birthday tends to get forgotten a lot. Not a single one of my friends showed up for my 23rd. I went to the bar with my mom [...]

And you know it’s true because I said it. And not just me, Mandy, aka the Sassy Ginger, said it too. So now you get to read how the best idea in the world came to be. Gchat is the greatest for that. And if you follow me on Twitter, you already saw hints of [...]

Now that (one of) the love(s) of my life, LiLu, is finally unblocked from my work computer, I can do this shit right. Woot old people titties!

Like she says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how [...]

Please don’t judge me for this. I know, it’s shameful. I’m not proud of it. But here goes…