Dramatic Sigh

So, it’s day…2, I guess, of Bloggers in Sin City, and I’m sitting in bed awake. At 6:45am. I can’t blame the time change, since Colorado’s only an hour ahead and my ass is never awake at 7:45 if I don’t have to be. I’m exhausted, but the beds at the Imperial Palace are like [...]

Seriously. Ban it. KILL IT WITH FIRE! Or at least require a license to use it*, at least for everyone but Courtni, who gets a free pass on this. It seems like lately, everyone wants to blame “haters” for everything. “They don’t like me because they’re just haters.” “Those haters are just jealous of how [...]

This blog isn’t really about my sweatpants, but I thought I should have a really deep title. I mean, it’s sort of about my sweatpants, but it’s also about the fact that I think I might be a hoarder.
Not this kind of hoarder.

Or this kind

Poor puppies. But I think I might hoard clothes. Because right [...]

That would be a crappy paint drawing of my boss literally lol-ing at the fact that I ate a piece of cold pizza for lunch. OH MY GOD IT’S SO FUNNY!!!1!11
No. It’s not. It’s not anything at all. And then I said, “Can I help you?” and he was like, “You’re so crazy! Ha I [...]

I am, as we speak, drinking an earl grey latte. Which tastes a little bit like sour ass. But I’m sick and it was $4 so I’m still drinking it. Normally, I wouldn’t even have Starbucks, but I made coffee this morning and my milk has apparently gone bad since Wednesday, because that also tasted [...]

Last night, someone succeeded in spectacular fashion. How? By being offended by me. I’m sure many of you saw the interchange, or at least parts of it on Twitter, but it all started with this:

I posted that right after I got cut off. Then the person who cut me off proceeded to go 10 miles [...]

Oh yeah. I’m late to the Hate On Twilight party because I was really hoping it would just go away and I would never have to say this, but:
 STOP IT.
I won’t even go into the obvious “Stephanie Meyer is just a sad woman who couldn’t write her way out of a paper bag” critique because that’s been done. [...]

This blog was the result of a poll I did to see my next topic. Of course this won. Of. Course. It’s a little long but when you’re as terrible as I am, it takes awhile to catalogue all the messed up shit I’ve done. I’m not proud of any of it but, you know, [...]

It’s also the sound a siren makes but I wouldn’t know anything about that. From today through Thursday, it’s flashback week in this bitch – I’m going to be posting 7 of my favorite blogs from way back in the myspace day. And while I may have originally started this because a) I’m lazy and b) [...]

Let me just say right now that I am not a cat person. I’m ok with cats, and I’ll pet them or whatever, but I don’t want to own one. The boy, however, has a cat. I didn’t even know the thing had a name until a few weeks ago, because he only calls it [...]