Dramatic Sigh

Last time I wrote a TMIT post, I was classy(ish). Today? It’s March 18th, so you know this one’s bad. Last night, I lost my virginity. No, not that kind. My “puking in the gutter” virginity. But oh no, that’s not it. Of course it’s not, so I’ll just back up a little bit. First, here [...]

What’s this? Have I suddenly gotten classy? Fat chance. But for the first time probably ever, I’m not going to give you all the dirty details.
I know. It feels weird to me too.
My boyfriend? Is awesome. I know, I’m not normally one to be like, “my boyfriend this, my boyfriend that, and did you hear [...]

Ohh the loss is so painful.
For those of you who don’t know, Dr. Piven is the name of my vibrator. I can’t remember who participated in the naming, but I figure that Jeremy Piven + a doctor = the hotness. I’m good at math. Dr. Piven is a purple hummer.
 For those of you who don’t [...]

Yesss I love TMI Thursday, and now that I’m at my new home (like how I didn’t really tell anyone that? I’m helpful. Sorry.) I feel like I need to christen it properly. What better way than by being gross all over the place? Don’t suggest better ways please. I like this one best.
As many of [...]

Let me just say right now that I am not a cat person. I’m ok with cats, and I’ll pet them or whatever, but I don’t want to own one. The boy, however, has a cat. I didn’t even know the thing had a name until a few weeks ago, because he only calls it [...]

 
Charlie’s going America all over your ass*, and I’m going embarassing all over your ass today. It’s kind of my thing. So watch your ass. How many times do you think I can say ass in one paragraph? Gotta get ‘em in since this blog isn’t ACTUALLY about my ass. Oh, and you know what? [...]

Ok. So. It’s been long established that I’m pretty gross. This should not be news to anyone. But I’m starting to notice a new, and disturbing, trend in my grossness.
Hygiene.
Or the lack thereof. Don’t get me wrong, I brush my teeth several times a day and all that. I’m not running around all stank nasty. But [...]

You know, just when I think I’ve run out of stories for TMI Thursdays, something happens. I happen. I just wish I’d stop happening to myself…but fortunately for you guys, I don’t, so awaaay we gooo!

I can’t really explain what happened on Monday any better than this im between Mandy and I. Yep, she’s the [...]

Another TMI post written in advance! Woot. So when I say “last night” I really mean Thursday the 10th.
Anyway, this one’s short. And disgusting. And I love LiLu for giving me a place to say this.
Last night, I was laying in bed and I thought I felt something a little moist (groooss) in my nether [...]

Like I promised last week, today I’m going to tell you a story about the prom. It’s romantic.
When I was almost 19, I started dating a guy who was just barely 17.*
The end.
Wait, that’s not that embarassing. Guess I’ll keep going.
When my boyfriend and I were celebrating our 4 month anniversary (seriously, can I stop now?), [...]