Dramatic Sigh

Ok. First I want to thank everyone who has been so supportive during a pretty shitty couple of weeks. The good news is, my sister’s in rehab, and has been for 2 weeks. She’s not a huge fan, but she seems to be doing ok. She threatened to leave a few days ago, but they [...]

It’s been awhile, so if you need a reminder, here’s part 1 and part 2.
When I last left off, my sister had returned to her old high school for her senior year. Per my ever so subtle foreshadowing, this was a bad idea. Like, really bad. Even after a year away, and sobriety, my sister wasn’t [...]

Oh look at me being the worst blogger ever (like this is news to anyone). There have been some new, and potentially scary, developments that just happen to involve my sister and I haven’t had a chance to write jack shit. I don’t want to say too much about that until we have news because [...]

I’m not sure how many parts this will have, but definitely at least two. It’s a long story, and kind of a circuitous way to talk about what’s been going on with my sister and I lately, which is…well, not great. But we’ll get to that later. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe Thursday. Can you stand the [...]

I wasn’t planning on blogging today, and I never plan to ask you guys to promote my posts, but this is one exception. Please, please pass this one on.
Last night, my former roommate told me she didn’t want to go out because she had a bad night on Wednesday. I figured it was to do [...]

Christmas is a time of family togetherness. Or what I call “Exactly The Same As Every Other Goddamn Day Because I Live With My Entire Family So Where Is The Wine?” Seriously, is it Monday yet?
My Christmas started on a high note. Hahahahahaha that’s a joke because it totally didn’t and it wasn’t really funny [...]

 
Charlie’s going America all over your ass*, and I’m going embarassing all over your ass today. It’s kind of my thing. So watch your ass. How many times do you think I can say ass in one paragraph? Gotta get ‘em in since this blog isn’t ACTUALLY about my ass. Oh, and you know what? [...]

…told someone their tattoo looked like Aslan from the Chronicles of Narnia while laughing hysterically?
…fallen down the stairs and taken someone down with you?
…gotten into a fist fight at prom?
…used the wrong…um…product for anal sex and felt the bad kind of burning?
…had someone who had your back completely, and who made you feel like you [...]

This post is probably gonna make at least one person hate me. Or dislike me. Or just make tsk tsk noises in my general direction. I don’t know how you people feel about kids. More specifically, blogging about kids, but as it turns out, this is my blog and I don’t care about your opinions damn [...]

Ok, so maybe I don’t hate ALL birthdays. For example, I really like other people’s birthdays. Those are fun. MY birthday though? Nooot so much. Historically speaking, my birthday tends to get forgotten a lot. Not a single one of my friends showed up for my 23rd. I went to the bar with my mom [...]