Dramatic Sigh

Ok. First I want to thank everyone who has been so supportive during a pretty shitty couple of weeks. The good news is, my sister’s in rehab, and has been for 2 weeks. She’s not a huge fan, but she seems to be doing ok. She threatened to leave a few days ago, but they [...]

That’s the new rule around these parts. NO LICKING MY NECK. Bluh. Especially especially especially if I don’t know you, but probably not even if I do because I am not a fan of spit all over the place and then I just want a beach towel to wipe myself off. Do not do it. [...]

Before I start, let me warn you that this is pretty fuckin offensive. Don’t read it if you’re gonna be a little bitch about it.
This morning I was talking to my friend Kevin, and as usual, the conversation turned to the disgusting. I’m relatively sure we have a running contest neither of us knows about [...]

Ok. So. It’s been long established that I’m pretty gross. This should not be news to anyone. But I’m starting to notice a new, and disturbing, trend in my grossness.
Hygiene.
Or the lack thereof. Don’t get me wrong, I brush my teeth several times a day and all that. I’m not running around all stank nasty. But [...]

I have no words.
Well, ok, I have words. Many of them, actually. I was planning to do my Friday shopping blog, but when my coworker forwarded this email to me…yeah shopping can wait.
My employer has 2 buildings. I moved from one to the other last January, and since then, I’ve been hearing all sorts of [...]

You know, just when I think I’ve run out of stories for TMI Thursdays, something happens. I happen. I just wish I’d stop happening to myself…but fortunately for you guys, I don’t, so awaaay we gooo!

I can’t really explain what happened on Monday any better than this im between Mandy and I. Yep, she’s the [...]

First up, I got the Joy of Reading award from Court, who is, in fact, wonderful. I love books so much I would totally marry them but that’s illegal until we get gay marriage legalized because you know that the next thing is goats and then probably cars and then I’m hoping books are next. [...]

Another TMI post written in advance! Woot. So when I say “last night” I really mean Thursday the 10th.
Anyway, this one’s short. And disgusting. And I love LiLu for giving me a place to say this.
Last night, I was laying in bed and I thought I felt something a little moist (groooss) in my nether [...]

 
So I’m actually writing this ahead of time (WHAT?! Writing something more than 5 minutes before I post? Insanity!), therefore I’m not all “Yay it’s Thursday, which is almost Friday, which is ALMOST SATURDAY!” because it’s fucking Tuesday. But that’s cool. I’ll just pretend to be perky or whatever.
(Lexa, skip this one. )
It’s about one [...]

I wasn’t planning to blog today, because I reallyreallyreally need to get my resumé together so I can attempt to move in the next couple of months (OH HAI DC! Let’s be friends!) 
But sometimes, something comes along that’s just too perfect not to write about. Fortunately I have a friend who is single and actually [...]