Dramatic Sigh

So, it’s day…2, I guess, of Bloggers in Sin City, and I’m sitting in bed awake. At 6:45am. I can’t blame the time change, since Colorado’s only an hour ahead and my ass is never awake at 7:45 if I don’t have to be. I’m exhausted, but the beds at the Imperial Palace are like [...]

That would be a crappy paint drawing of my boss literally lol-ing at the fact that I ate a piece of cold pizza for lunch. OH MY GOD IT’S SO FUNNY!!!1!11
No. It’s not. It’s not anything at all. And then I said, “Can I help you?” and he was like, “You’re so crazy! Ha I [...]

Last night, someone succeeded in spectacular fashion. How? By being offended by me. I’m sure many of you saw the interchange, or at least parts of it on Twitter, but it all started with this:

I posted that right after I got cut off. Then the person who cut me off proceeded to go 10 miles [...]

Christmas is a time of family togetherness. Or what I call “Exactly The Same As Every Other Goddamn Day Because I Live With My Entire Family So Where Is The Wine?” Seriously, is it Monday yet?
My Christmas started on a high note. Hahahahahaha that’s a joke because it totally didn’t and it wasn’t really funny [...]

I witnessed a new level of stupidity last night. No, I wasn’t watching VH1 or MTV (although My Super Sweet 16 continually raises the bar in that area). I wasn’t hanging out at the local Walmart or Wal-Mart or Sam Walton’s House O’ Crap or however you spell it. And while I was slightly inebriated, [...]

Like I promised last week, today I’m going to tell you a story about the prom. It’s romantic.
When I was almost 19, I started dating a guy who was just barely 17.*
The end.
Wait, that’s not that embarassing. Guess I’ll keep going.
When my boyfriend and I were celebrating our 4 month anniversary (seriously, can I stop now?), [...]

I promised my darling LiLu that I would blog something today, but I just wasn’t feeling inspired. I’ve been busting my ass at my job (that I’m starting to hate) and funny wasn’t happening. To take a break, I started looking at Petfinder, and I searched for special needs dogs. I don’t need another dog at [...]

…I’ve licked a few of both.
 
Hahaha only kidding, you can’t lick an opinion!
 
Ahem. Anyway. Rachel at What A Grand World, seems to be getting opinions shoved in her direction from all sorts of assholes lately. I’m not sure why her. I’m relatively new to her blog but I like her, and I haven’t seen anything [...]

Not the normal kind though. Here’s today’s TMI.
I. Am. Going. To. Shit. On. My. Boss’. Desk.
Seriously, I am about 12 seconds away from marching in, dropping trou, and shitting out last night’s taco bell and this afternoon’s spaghetti all over everything. I am losing it. Bad.