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		<title>A small update, followed by a completely irrelevant distraction</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok. First I want to thank everyone who has been so supportive during a pretty shitty couple of weeks. The good news is, my sister&#8217;s in rehab, and has been for 2 weeks. She&#8217;s not a huge fan, but she seems to be doing ok. She threatened to leave a few days ago, but they [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dramaticsigh.com/?p=611</link>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t even know.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t posted anything in so long. There&#8217;s been both everything and nothing going on, and I didn&#8217;t have anything to say that I could get out. I&#8217;m still not sure how to even start all this because it&#8217;s 8:45 on Saturday morning, and I got roughly 3 hours of sleep after being awake for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dramaticsigh.com/?p=607</link>
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		<title>Hi, I&#8217;m a fatty fat. Plus an update!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I only have 25 more minutes of work to waste, so this is gonna be a quickie. Heh, quickie. First item on the agenda is that I would allow this macaroni and cheese that I&#8217;m eating to impregnate me with delicious, cheesy children. Just needed to put that out there.
Second item on the agenda: I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dramaticsigh.com/?p=578</link>
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		<title>I have giant breasts!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No I don&#8217;t, even though I definitely fit in a 32D all of a sudden, but I refuse to have 14 hooks on my bras so 34C it is. Is it weird that I keep checking out my own rack lately? That&#8217;s weird, right? Yesterday I was like, &#8220;If I stand up straight, I almost can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dramaticsigh.com/?p=573</link>
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		<title>Hi, Imperial Palace, could you suck a little less please?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, it&#8217;s day&#8230;2, I guess, of Bloggers in Sin City, and I&#8217;m sitting in bed awake. At 6:45am. I can&#8217;t blame the time change, since Colorado&#8217;s only an hour ahead and my ass is never awake at 7:45 if I don&#8217;t have to be. I&#8217;m exhausted, but the beds at the Imperial Palace are like [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dramaticsigh.com/?p=570</link>
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		<title>Dear Hot Homeless Guy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, you read that right. Hot and homeless in the same sentence. See, there&#8217;s this really attractive homeless (I think) guy who hangs around my office all the time. And he&#8217;s not hot for a hobo, he&#8217;s hot for a normal person, which is weird and confusing because every time I see him, I can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dramaticsigh.com/?p=564</link>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s ban the word &#8220;hater&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Seriously. Ban it. KILL IT WITH FIRE! Or at least require a license to use it*, at least for everyone but Courtni, who gets a free pass on this. It seems like lately, everyone wants to blame &#8220;haters&#8221; for everything. &#8220;They don&#8217;t like me because they&#8217;re just haters.&#8221; &#8220;Those haters are just jealous of how [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dramaticsigh.com/?p=551</link>
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		<title>Gloria and Janey, part 3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been awhile, so if you need a reminder, here&#8217;s part 1 and part 2.
When I last left off, my sister had returned to her old high school for her senior year. Per my ever so subtle foreshadowing, this was a bad idea. Like, really bad. Even after a year away, and sobriety, my sister wasn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dramaticsigh.com/?p=546</link>
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		<title>New Policy: If you attempt to lick my neck, I will murder you</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s the new rule around these parts. NO LICKING MY NECK. Bluh. Especially especially especially if I don&#8217;t know you, but probably not even if I do because I am not a fan of spit all over the place and then I just want a beach towel to wipe myself off. Do not do it. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dramaticsigh.com/?p=544</link>
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		<title>Gloria and Janey, part 2 aka Gloria and Janey becomes real life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh look at me being the worst blogger ever (like this is news to anyone). There have been some new, and potentially scary, developments that just happen to involve my sister and I haven&#8217;t had a chance to write jack shit. I don&#8217;t want to say too much about that until we have news because [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dramaticsigh.com/?p=541</link>
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