Archive for June, 2010
Hi, I’m a fatty fat. Plus an update!
I only have 25 more minutes of work to waste, so this is gonna be a quickie. Heh, quickie. First item on the agenda is that I would allow this macaroni and cheese that I’m eating to impregnate me with delicious, cheesy children. Just needed to put that out there.
Second item on the agenda: I’ve [...]
Posted: June 22nd, 2010 under Love, Rock & Roll.
Tags: Dirty bird, Fun and games, I'm not creepy at ALL
Comments: 13
I have giant breasts!
No I don’t, even though I definitely fit in a 32D all of a sudden, but I refuse to have 14 hooks on my bras so 34C it is. Is it weird that I keep checking out my own rack lately? That’s weird, right? Yesterday I was like, “If I stand up straight, I almost can’t [...]
Posted: June 8th, 2010 under Uncategorized.
Tags: I can't even explain what this is, I'm the coolest person you know
Comments: 24