If Jesus had a flavor…
…he would taste like these:
What those are, for all of you NOT from Colorado, are corn fritters from White Fence Farm. And if you ARE from Colorado, and have never been there? You should probably get on that like…tonight. I don’t even really eat meat, but their fried chicken is good enough for me to make sweet love to it. With my mouth, not my genitals. No one wants pre-humped chicken. Or post-humped…you know what? Let’s just leave the humping totally out of this discussion. TWSS for real.
Other than fantasizing about those delicious little bastards, I’ve pretty much dedicated my time to drawing things in paint for Allie’s new forum. Like, I made a dinosaur, that looks like this:
It’s a Velociraptor-Stegosaurus hybrid with one large claw on each appendage. The claws are used for tearing open other dinosaurs that he killed, which is a LOT of other dinosaurs, let me tell you what. That volcano is ruining his plans for a bbq that day because you can’t have a bbq when there’s volcanic ash all over the place. So he’s a little pissed. That discussion topic has a bunch of other awesome dinosaurs that you can see if you click on my dinosaur. I think probably a lot of them are actually dragons but those are cool too. And there’s a boobasaurus who is totally sexy and has a bikini on.
This forum is easily the best thing that’s ever happened and is also the reason I have literally not done any work for like, 4 days. How can I do work when I have to help decide who would win in a fight, Miss Frizzle or Jean-Luc Picard? Did I just blow your mind?
(40 minutes after last sentence was written)
I forgot to finish this post. I was too busy making graphs that are full of math and science and win. Get some!
Posted: February 9th, 2010 under Love.
Tags: Fun and games, This is serious business, This totally counts as working
Comments
Comment from Elly Lou
Time February 9, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I clicked through and your dinosaur was dinomight. I could almost hear his thunderous WTF roar. Go grrrl.
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Comment from KeepingYouAwake
Time February 9, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I’m thinking back to some soggy chicken I had the other day and wondering if you had it before me. Can you get VD from a chicken? Should I wear a mouth condom?
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Comment from admin
Time February 9, 2010 at 12:04 pm
@Cassie – You hush your face! Also why can’t you see it? That’s crap and also depressing.
@Elly Lou – Yeah he’s mad. I would be too.
@KYA – You should always wear a mouth condom. You’re probably gonna get aids otherwise.
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Comment from gingermandy
Time February 9, 2010 at 12:21 pm
i’m convinced you don’t have a job.
i like that you told KYA to wear a mouth condom to prevent aids, and yesterday you told me to get out of my date by telling him about my aids. this is why i love you.
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Comment from Suburban Sweetheart
Time February 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm
I love corn fritters more than anyone ought to…
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Comment from Cheeseball
Time February 9, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Everyone should draw more things in Paint. I think it would make the world a happier place, really.
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Comment from Pecosa
Time February 9, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Those corn fritters look de-freaking-licious.
And I also mosied over to the forums which are pretty kick ass…I just can’t decide on a dinosaur that will be equal parts diva & fierce.
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Comment from admin
Time February 9, 2010 at 2:27 pm
@Mandy – I’m on an aids kick? Also, I sure do have a job. My boss is gone though. Heeee.
@Suburban Sweetheart – Impossible. Corn fritters are the best.
@Cheeseball – I agree. And I think we’re doing a pretty good job. COMMUNITY SERVICE.
@Pecosa – I know. I’m going to get some tonight. I told boyfriend I was ordering an extra dozen and he goes “But the meal thing comes with 2 dozen.” And I said “Yeah, exactly. It only has 2 dozen…”
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Comment from Allie Brosh
Time February 9, 2010 at 3:08 pm
OOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAAAAH! *And then I bust through a wall like the Koolaid guy*
I’m going to have to try those chicken things. Though not humping them. They look like they’d flake off in your crevices and possibly cause an infection…
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Comment from Wandering Through Wonderland
Time February 9, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Maybe Mitch isn’t pissed off about the volcano. Maybe Mitch is pissed because you humped his chicken.
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Comment from Bama Riley
Time February 9, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Um. I pretty much love most foods. Hence that’s why my hips don’t love skinny jeans… well that and because I am still trying to convince myself that it’s OK to love food but only if you love exercise. GAH. Can I just be a dinosaur or a Hippo?
Speaking of, let me tell you what my kid says. I know you hate kids, but you’ll probably give her props for this… *she ends telling me a story with, “he kinda made me feel uncomfortable because I thin he likes me and he’s… (long pause while her face searches for a nice way to say ‘ugly as frankenstein’)
me: “ugly?”
Her: “yeah, and really big too”
Me: “well just don’t forget that big, ugly people have feelings too”
Her: “yeah, they just don’t have to make me uncomfortable by thinking I am cute”
Me: “hey now, I’m big”
Her:”yeah, but you’re cute”
me: “Uh, so it’s ok to be big as long as I’m cute?”
her: “yeah”
me: “Wow.WTG on perpetuating the skinny girl stereotype”
So I guess I have permission to be chunky as long as I am cute…like a hippo. But God forbid should I be looking like Rosie ODonnell, because then, we would have to sick the angry dinosaurs on me.
Hi.
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Comment from shine
Time February 10, 2010 at 10:08 am
Now I kind of want you to pre-hump all my chicken…
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Comment from admin
Time February 10, 2010 at 12:24 pm
@Allie – No, those are corn fritters. The chicken is not pictured. No one wants either one in their crevices though…
@WTW – Mitch is my dinosaur and I think I know how he feels about things. Besides, he doesn’t eat chicken, just other dinosaurs.
@Bama – Hahahahaha holy shit. You have no idea how many times I’ve wished someone would stop thinking I’m cute because it makes me uncomfortable.
@shine – Okie dokie.
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Comment from Fiona
Time February 11, 2010 at 9:31 am
Holy shit, I need corn fritters in my life!! I’m so googling that recipe and making some…..
In the meantime, if you think corn fritters are awesome, look up pumpkin fritters. *drool*
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Comment from admin
Time February 11, 2010 at 10:08 am
@rs27 – He’s a million dollars.
@Fiona – Yeah you do. They’re so delicious and bad for you and awesome.
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Comment from LivingWicked
Time February 11, 2010 at 10:19 am
I want one of those in my mouth.
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Comment from Elle
Time March 3, 2010 at 2:45 am
I just happened across this blog randomly…I know nothing about you. But I know that we share 3 incredible interests: White Fence Farm (How do so many Coloradans still not know?), dinosaurs, and the impressive time- and space-travel abilities of both the Magic School Bus and the USS Enterprise. Thank you for this post.
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Comment from Cassie
Time February 9, 2010 at 11:52 am
*pout* I cannot see the drawing…..and you don’t eat meat????? That’s NOT what *I* heard……lmao…..OK, sorry….I HAD to do it!!! lol
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