(Not Really) TMI Thursday
What’s this? Have I suddenly gotten classy? Fat chance. But for the first time probably ever, I’m not going to give you all the dirty details.
I know. It feels weird to me too.
My boyfriend? Is awesome. I know, I’m not normally one to be like, “my boyfriend this, my boyfriend that, and did you hear about my boyfriend?” We all know that’s annoying. But in certain, exceptional cases, I think it’s warranted. And this was beyond exceptional. I would give him a round of applause if I could, but we’re both at work and my boss already thinks I’m crazy without me clapping alone in my cubicle.
So what’s inspiring this gushing praise*? Well. Last night…um…there’s no polite way to say this. I came so hard I had tears. Not emotional tears. Tears of holy-wow-oh-my-god-bluhh (and then it degenerated into gibberish). THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED.
So. Congratulations boyfriend, you win at life forever. Here’s an award.
It's a gold medal AND a blue ribbon. That's how much of an award it is.
*Pun totally intentional.
Posted: February 11th, 2010 under Sex, TMI Thursday.
Tags: Some people amaze me, WOOHOO!
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Comment from Christina
Time February 11, 2010 at 10:40 am
regarding pun: Eeeewww! And awesome.
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Comment from KeepingYouAwake
Time February 11, 2010 at 10:41 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stoppit, I’m getting all wet. From the spit. You know, from the laughing.
I hope that came out right.
*yes, I mean that both ways, I think.
Hope you get a promotion to Sr. Lady Goo Excreter.
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Comment from gingermandy
Time February 11, 2010 at 10:50 am
@KYA – you are a sick man.
i hope your boss saw the (at my vagina) part. i reaally do.
also, congratulations my little orgasm machine.
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Comment from Pecosa
Time February 11, 2010 at 10:53 am
Congrats to your boyfriend on winning that awesome medalANDblueribbon award. That’s quite an accomplishment.
And yaaaaay for you!
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Comment from Elly Lou
Time February 11, 2010 at 10:54 am
You should totally print that out, use the company laminator, and glue a pin on the back so he can wear that bad boy for VD.
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Comment from admin
Time February 11, 2010 at 11:13 am
@Jeney – Yay! I’d let you borrow him but I like him a lot.
@Christina – I know. Gross.
@KYA – Shut your mouth when you talk to me. I do NOT want that job. Yes I do.
@Mandy – Yeah he is. Why are we friends with him?
@Pecosa – I know. Seriously, he wins. I would give him like, a million dollars but I don’t have it.
@Elly Lou – Wait…you have a company laminator? Because we don’t and I would really really like one.
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Comment from cavy
Time February 11, 2010 at 12:07 pm
DAMN GIRL. keep him FOREVER. and ditto to elly lou – he’s gotta wear that with pride.
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Comment from Suburban Sweetheart
Time February 11, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Hilarious. Also, mazel tov.
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Comment from admin
Time February 11, 2010 at 2:07 pm
@cavy – Well I’ll try my best. He’s pretty awesome at other stuff too. Like being nice to me.
@Suburban Sweetheart – Mazel tov! I can’t not yell that.
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Comment from mylittlebecky
Time February 11, 2010 at 9:01 pm
doncha just love it when the next day you just NEED to tell EVERYone????
well, obviously… *round of applause!!!!*
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Comment from Carissajaded
Time February 11, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Um yes he deserves an award !! Congrats on the big O!!!
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Comment from admin
Time February 12, 2010 at 10:06 am
@Cassie – Haaaaater 
@Becky – Yes. And I was like “noo, I’m not gonna blog about it,” but I had to.
@Carissa – BIG BIG. I sure did high five him afterward.
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Comment from Wandering Through Wonderland
Time February 14, 2010 at 8:41 am
I tip my hat to you.
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Comment from Gorilla Bananas
Time February 14, 2010 at 9:39 am
Yeah, my females cry as well when I hump them. Your boyfriend deserves the praise.
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Comment from Jeney
Time February 11, 2010 at 10:40 am
I cannot even begin to tell you how happy I am for you!
Or how jealous I am.
But mostly happy.
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