About A Girl
This taken partly from my very first post on my old blog. But since no one but Courtni read it, I’m putting it here. Ahem:
First of all, a warning: I talk like a trucker, and may not be safe for work. I might offend you, but I’m pretty sure I don’t care all that much. Write me an email or leave me a comment about what an awful person I am – I’ve only been threatened with one knife-raping in my life, after all. So these are the basics:
- I am 25 and (still) single – how little things change in a year.
- I don’t have kids, nor do I particularly like them, with a few exceptions. Mostly, I hate that people have become afraid to discipline their children to the point where they feel free to throw fits in public and behave like general pains in my ass.
- I am addicted to video games, mostly any version of Mario Bros, but I’ll play anything.
- I don’t think I can cook until I actually do it and I realize that I’m pretty good. I will rock your socks off at some lasagna.
- I have a younger sister and my parents are still married. I didn’t have a hard childhood and I was never mistreated (although if you’d asked me when I was 14, I might have said differently). Too bad, because it would have made for some great writing material…
- I hate beer out of cans, but I will probably shotgun a couple just to prove I can.
- I am clumsy and frequently announce “WALL!” or “DOOR!” to the room, just in case anyone else failed to notice them. If I ever get married, people will probably think my husband beats me.
- I love books, but the greatest loves of my life are dogs.
I started this blog because there are things that I want to write about that I just can’t say if people know who I am. My morals, sex/drugs/rock&roll, and general obnoxiousness are not things I feel like my family needs or wants to hear about. So basically, I need to empty my head without the backlash that sometimes comes with that. To paraphrase a very drunk version of me, don’t hate on my flava.
Kisses.