The Brian Bolter Fan Club
I’m not sure if this is official or unofficial. I’m saying official because it sounds way better that way. Except that I’m too cheap poor to buy brianbolter.com like I said I did so…maybe not. Well whatever.
You may be saying to yourself, “Self, who is this Bolter fellow?” You may also talk like you’re 80 years old and British but that’s between you and, well, you. I can’t help you. However, I can explain some shit, although you should really get with the program. This is Brian Bolter:
Right. There's that. And yes, I DID steal this from his Twitter. I do what I want.
Aww, adorable. But, more importantly, funny. If you don’t have a Twitter account, or you do and you’re just not following him, you’re kind of a douche. Follow him now. I’m not even joking. I’ll wait.
Ok, now that that’s done, Señor Bolter (aww yeah, bilingual! Me, not him) is a news anchor in DC, but seriously, no one cares about that, except that he’s on billboards on the trains so that’s pretty cool and way more impressive than that spelling bee I won in 3rd grade. Look, here’s one now!
Taken by my love, @gingermandy. That's him, in the middle. Sweet, right? Outstanding coverage.
He also has a Wikipedia page that is just plain citation-free and thoroughly unhelpful, but again, I don’t have a Wikipedia page (yet) so I can’t knock it. But um, Brian? Can someone fix that? Don’t you have interns or something? I think that’s pretty much the reason one would have interns. Wikipedia maintenance.
The Youtube channel is better. The follow friday videos are nice even though I noticed that he has yet to do one about me ::ahem:: and on that really awkward note, I’m out. It’s like blue balls but based on the internet, not your balls.
*Note: Brian Bolter, while being totally encouraging of this little activity, had nothing to do with anything that was written here. If, for some reason, you’re offended by anything you read, you’re an ass, but you can email ME at jag@dramaticsigh.com. Don’t bother telling him, he doesn’t have access to edit this page, and probably doesn’t care anyway. Also, if you, too, have a mental boner over the guy, feel free to email me. If I don’t get fired from my job for playing online, this will hopefully expand.
Extra special request – if you’re in the DC area and see a billboard, pose next to it and take a picture. Then send that picture to me. That would be both sweet and creepy, just the way I like it.
Comments
Comment from gingermandy
Time January 12, 2010 at 3:25 pm
ILOVEBRIANBOLTERILOVEBRIANBOLTERILOVEBRIANBOLTERILOVEBRIANBOLTER!
I LIKE HIM MORE THAN I LIKE THE BEATLES.
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Comment from admin
Time January 12, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Pam – I KNOW. I’m super sad we didn’t pose now.
Mandy – Please control yourself.
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Comment from Barb
Time January 13, 2010 at 11:45 am
Hahaha, awesome page. Super funny. Not you, him… kidding; you too. 
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Comment from Vince
Time February 26, 2010 at 11:47 am
My office is right next door to the DC fox 5 news station. I see him and the rest of the crew all the time.
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Comment from admin
Time February 26, 2010 at 11:57 am
Um can you please tell him I love him?
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Comment from Vince
Time February 26, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Next time I see him I will pass along the message. He’ll probably give me a weird look, but that is ok.
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Comment from Pam
Time January 11, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Wahoo! I *heart* Brian Bolter! If I lived/visited DC I would hunt down a billboard and pose with it!
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