Dramatic Sigh

Before I start, let me warn you that this is pretty fuckin offensive. Don’t read it if you’re gonna be a little bitch about it.
This morning I was talking to my friend Kevin, and as usual, the conversation turned to the disgusting. I’m relatively sure we have a running contest neither of us knows about [...]

Let me just say right now that I am not a cat person. I’m ok with cats, and I’ll pet them or whatever, but I don’t want to own one. The boy, however, has a cat. I didn’t even know the thing had a name until a few weeks ago, because he only calls it [...]