Dramatic Sigh

I only have 25 more minutes of work to waste, so this is gonna be a quickie. Heh, quickie. First item on the agenda is that I would allow this macaroni and cheese that I’m eating to impregnate me with delicious, cheesy children. Just needed to put that out there.
Second item on the agenda: I’ve [...]

Yeah, you read that right. Hot and homeless in the same sentence. See, there’s this really attractive homeless (I think) guy who hangs around my office all the time. And he’s not hot for a hobo, he’s hot for a normal person, which is weird and confusing because every time I see him, I can’t [...]

This blog isn’t really about my sweatpants, but I thought I should have a really deep title. I mean, it’s sort of about my sweatpants, but it’s also about the fact that I think I might be a hoarder.
Not this kind of hoarder.

Or this kind

Poor puppies. But I think I might hoard clothes. Because right [...]

Ok. So. It’s been long established that I’m pretty gross. This should not be news to anyone. But I’m starting to notice a new, and disturbing, trend in my grossness.
Hygiene.
Or the lack thereof. Don’t get me wrong, I brush my teeth several times a day and all that. I’m not running around all stank nasty. But [...]