Dramatic Sigh

So, it’s day…2, I guess, of Bloggers in Sin City, and I’m sitting in bed awake. At 6:45am. I can’t blame the time change, since Colorado’s only an hour ahead and my ass is never awake at 7:45 if I don’t have to be. I’m exhausted, but the beds at the Imperial Palace are like [...]

So we all know how much I don’t like kids, right? Bleh, kids. But then they go and get cancer and I can’t hate them anymore because they’re just little and full of cancer and that totally blows because it’s not their fault and then they’re bald and it’s sad. I mean, it’s sad when [...]

Mmm chicken dinner…
Really quickly before I announce winners, if you’re from the Denver area and have never eaten at White Fence Farm, you should be shot. Or at least be very, very ashamed of yourself. Two words: corn fritters. Two more: fried chicken. Like, the best fried chicken ever. OM NOM NOM.
Aaaanyway. WINNERS! Yaaay! I [...]

That’s right kids, I’m now on The PQ Nation with some of my favorite people coughupdateyourreadercough! (By the way, thank you guys for the layout - I LOVE it). To celebrate, and because I’m just feeling like you deserve some presents for suffering through all my TMIs, I’m doing a gigantic medium sized giveaway.
Yaaaay!
Sorry, I’m totally [...]

Seriously, just like Chris has decided to be a speaker and make pornographic business cards (ok, so I think only the first part of that might be true, but I’m really hoping he considers the second), I’m going to be rich. I’m not entirely sure how. I’m thinking I have a few options, and winning the lottery [...]