Dramatic Sigh

I only have 25 more minutes of work to waste, so this is gonna be a quickie. Heh, quickie. First item on the agenda is that I would allow this macaroni and cheese that I’m eating to impregnate me with delicious, cheesy children. Just needed to put that out there.
Second item on the agenda: I’ve [...]

I’m not sure how many parts this will have, but definitely at least two. It’s a long story, and kind of a circuitous way to talk about what’s been going on with my sister and I lately, which is…well, not great. But we’ll get to that later. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe Thursday. Can you stand the [...]

…he would taste like these:

What those are, for all of you NOT from Colorado, are corn fritters from White Fence Farm. And if you ARE from Colorado, and have never been there? You should probably get on that like…tonight. I don’t even really eat meat, but their fried chicken is good enough for me to [...]

FUCKING NINJA TURTLES! WOO!
This post has ZERO to do with ninja turtles. But I did name my pet on facebook Donatello so there’s that for you. Also, THIS:
 Now that that’s out of my system, this post is actually about this one time in high school when we had this big project on the French Revolution [...]

Mmm chicken dinner…
Really quickly before I announce winners, if you’re from the Denver area and have never eaten at White Fence Farm, you should be shot. Or at least be very, very ashamed of yourself. Two words: corn fritters. Two more: fried chicken. Like, the best fried chicken ever. OM NOM NOM.
Aaaanyway. WINNERS! Yaaay! I [...]

That’s right kids, I’m now on The PQ Nation with some of my favorite people coughupdateyourreadercough! (By the way, thank you guys for the layout - I LOVE it). To celebrate, and because I’m just feeling like you deserve some presents for suffering through all my TMIs, I’m doing a gigantic medium sized giveaway.
Yaaaay!
Sorry, I’m totally [...]

Well, short anyway. I want to blog because…well, just because. I feel like it. Unfortunately, I’m distracted by the fact that I’M FUCKING MELTING. My boobs have the equivalent of the Colorado River running in between them, and I have a serious case of swunt and swass and whatever else can be swampy. You get [...]

“I’m afraid sometimes
you’ll play lonely games too,
games you can’t win
because you’ll play against you”
                               Theodor Geisel (you know, Dr. Seuss)
We all play games. Anyone who says they don’t is a liar. I’m the first person to say that I’m tired of games, but I keep playing them over and over again. Often it’s just the [...]

And you know it’s true because I said it. And not just me, Mandy, aka the Sassy Ginger, said it too. So now you get to read how the best idea in the world came to be. Gchat is the greatest for that. And if you follow me on Twitter, you already saw hints of [...]

My blog award cherry, that is. Jeney, who is fabulous, thinks I’m fabulous too and gave me an award. I feel special. Not like special special. Well, that too. That’s ok. So anyway, I’m fucking AWE-SUMM. Queen Awesumm to you. Lick my boots, peasant.*

Fucking right I am.