Dramatic Sigh

Before I start, let me warn you that this is pretty fuckin offensive. Don’t read it if you’re gonna be a little bitch about it.
This morning I was talking to my friend Kevin, and as usual, the conversation turned to the disgusting. I’m relatively sure we have a running contest neither of us knows about [...]

I’m awesome. Sometimes. Like that time I popped my hip out of joint shaking my ass in my living room. Yeah, I know, someday you too can be this cool. I digress. Often. The point is that, because I’m SO awesome, I’m doing a “What Am I Thankful For” post too, because all the cool [...]

I know a lot of shit y’all. I’m pretty much an expert at everything, but especially relationships. Because I’ve been in a lot of them. Clearly I know how to make them work. Not forever or anything, but I can totally get you through the holidays, unless you do something real dumb like cook your [...]

After I posted last week about my, erm, disdain for this book, I was really hoping that was the last I would hear about it. Unfortunately, I am retarded. This conversation took place on Friday between two of my friends (the ones who are SoOoO into it OMG!)
A: …so I was talking to (some guy) [...]

Mmm chicken dinner…
Really quickly before I announce winners, if you’re from the Denver area and have never eaten at White Fence Farm, you should be shot. Or at least be very, very ashamed of yourself. Two words: corn fritters. Two more: fried chicken. Like, the best fried chicken ever. OM NOM NOM.
Aaaanyway. WINNERS! Yaaay! I [...]

That’s right kids, I’m now on The PQ Nation with some of my favorite people coughupdateyourreadercough! (By the way, thank you guys for the layout - I LOVE it). To celebrate, and because I’m just feeling like you deserve some presents for suffering through all my TMIs, I’m doing a gigantic medium sized giveaway.
Yaaaay!
Sorry, I’m totally [...]

…I’ve licked a few of both.
 
Hahaha only kidding, you can’t lick an opinion!
 
Ahem. Anyway. Rachel at What A Grand World, seems to be getting opinions shoved in her direction from all sorts of assholes lately. I’m not sure why her. I’m relatively new to her blog but I like her, and I haven’t seen anything [...]