Tag: I’m a big fat whiner when I don’t feel good
Hi, Imperial Palace, could you suck a little less please?
So, it’s day…2, I guess, of Bloggers in Sin City, and I’m sitting in bed awake. At 6:45am. I can’t blame the time change, since Colorado’s only an hour ahead and my ass is never awake at 7:45 if I don’t have to be. I’m exhausted, but the beds at the Imperial Palace are like [...]
Posted: May 21st, 2010 under Rage, Shit I don't like.
Tags: dolla dolla bills y'all, I'm a big fat whiner when I don't feel good
Comments: 9
TMI Thursday: I wish I never had to write this one
Last time I wrote a TMIT post, I was classy(ish). Today? It’s March 18th, so you know this one’s bad. Last night, I lost my virginity. No, not that kind. My “puking in the gutter” virginity. But oh no, that’s not it. Of course it’s not, so I’ll just back up a little bit. First, here [...]
Posted: March 18th, 2010 under TMI Thursday.
Tags: I'm a big fat whiner when I don't feel good, I'm actually embarassed this time, sometimes I drink and fall over things
Comments: 8
Really Starbucks? Really?
I am, as we speak, drinking an earl grey latte. Which tastes a little bit like sour ass. But I’m sick and it was $4 so I’m still drinking it. Normally, I wouldn’t even have Starbucks, but I made coffee this morning and my milk has apparently gone bad since Wednesday, because that also tasted [...]
Posted: January 29th, 2010 under Shit I don't like.
Tags: I'm a big fat whiner when I don't feel good, nobody likes me everybody hates me
Comments: 24
Sicky McSickerson & The Power of Suggestion
I’m not feeling so hot guys. Hot comma guys. I wish I was feeling hot guys…no I don’t, actually. I wouldn’t mind if they wanted to gently rub my back and bring me some tea, though. That would be ok.
Anyway, I feel sort of achey and barfy and sneezy and bashful and dopey. Mostly the [...]
Posted: September 30th, 2009 under Shit I don't like.
Tags: Captain Planet, I know a lot of stuff, I'm a big fat whiner when I don't feel good
Comments: 32