Dramatic Sigh

I only have 25 more minutes of work to waste, so this is gonna be a quickie. Heh, quickie. First item on the agenda is that I would allow this macaroni and cheese that I’m eating to impregnate me with delicious, cheesy children. Just needed to put that out there.
Second item on the agenda: I’ve [...]

If I were in the mood to be seduced, I would totally let him do it. It’s like I have this fetish. And he’s letting that fetish run free. That almost never happens. It’s my dirty little secret. Well, less of a dirty secret, and more of a completely safe-for-work secret, but it sounds less exciting [...]

 
Charlie’s going America all over your ass*, and I’m going embarassing all over your ass today. It’s kind of my thing. So watch your ass. How many times do you think I can say ass in one paragraph? Gotta get ‘em in since this blog isn’t ACTUALLY about my ass. Oh, and you know what? [...]

Dear ______,
I miss you whenever I’m not with you. Without even realizing it, you haunt my daydreams. You’re soft where I need you to be but firm where I really need it. I feel safe and warm when I’m with you and the time we spend together is never enough. I just want to be [...]

That’s right kids, I’m now on The PQ Nation with some of my favorite people coughupdateyourreadercough! (By the way, thank you guys for the layout - I LOVE it). To celebrate, and because I’m just feeling like you deserve some presents for suffering through all my TMIs, I’m doing a gigantic medium sized giveaway.
Yaaaay!
Sorry, I’m totally [...]

Yay, it’s Thursday! I love Thursdays – mostly for TMI, because I love a) telling you all how gross I am and b) reading how gross you are, because then I’m not alone. Woot! Also, it’s almost Friday so that’s nice. And if all goes well, I’ll be leaving work 2 hours early to go [...]