Tag: I’m the coolest person you know
I have giant breasts!
No I don’t, even though I definitely fit in a 32D all of a sudden, but I refuse to have 14 hooks on my bras so 34C it is. Is it weird that I keep checking out my own rack lately? That’s weird, right? Yesterday I was like, “If I stand up straight, I almost can’t [...]
Posted: June 8th, 2010 under Uncategorized.
Tags: I can't even explain what this is, I'm the coolest person you know
Comments: 24
I think I’m going crazy. It’s at least a 50-50 chance.
Actually, the chances of me going (being?) crazy are probably a little better than 50-50, but I like even numbers. It’s one of those things I have. Like when I change the volume on the tv, it has to be an even number, unless it’s 25. It can be 25; in fact, 25 is preferable, but 23 [...]
Posted: March 31st, 2010 under Things from my wrinkly brain.
Tags: Cray cray, I'm actually embarassed this time, I'm the coolest person you know
Comments: 16
I Wrote Something Special For You
And by special, I mean special. And I actually wrote it. With my hand, which was weird and caused me to make several really stupid spelling/word usage mistakes. Wheeee. So here you go…all the cool kids are doing it. And me. I’m doing it too.
Fin.
Posted: November 4th, 2009 under Things from my wrinkly brain.
Tags: I'm so unicorn-y, I'm the coolest person you know, This totally counts as working, You know you love MEME
Comments: 22
HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL
FUCKING NINJA TURTLES! WOO!
This post has ZERO to do with ninja turtles. But I did name my pet on facebook Donatello so there’s that for you. Also, THIS:
Now that that’s out of my system, this post is actually about this one time in high school when we had this big project on the French Revolution [...]
Posted: September 22nd, 2009 under Rock & Roll.
Tags: Fun and games, I get by with a little help from my friends, I'm the coolest person you know, Setting things on fire
Comments: 28
Opinions Are Like Assholes…
…I’ve licked a few of both.
Hahaha only kidding, you can’t lick an opinion!
Ahem. Anyway. Rachel at What A Grand World, seems to be getting opinions shoved in her direction from all sorts of assholes lately. I’m not sure why her. I’m relatively new to her blog but I like her, and I haven’t seen anything [...]
Posted: July 8th, 2009 under Love, Rage, Shit I don't like.
Tags: I care about my readers, I get by with a little help from my friends, I hate children, I'm the coolest person you know, nobody likes me everybody hates me, verbal abuse is fun for the whole family!, Yes I'm single why do you ask?
Comments: 19
Happy Birthday To Me…Oh Shit I Hate Birthdays
Ok, so maybe I don’t hate ALL birthdays. For example, I really like other people’s birthdays. Those are fun. MY birthday though? Nooot so much. Historically speaking, my birthday tends to get forgotten a lot. Not a single one of my friends showed up for my 23rd. I went to the bar with my mom [...]
Posted: June 29th, 2009 under Family, Rock & Roll, Things from my wrinkly brain.
Tags: birthdays are full of suck, falling UP, I didn\'t pee my pants...this time, I'm the coolest person you know, sometimes I drink and fall over things
Comments: 14