Dramatic Sigh

Ohh the loss is so painful.
For those of you who don’t know, Dr. Piven is the name of my vibrator. I can’t remember who participated in the naming, but I figure that Jeremy Piven + a doctor = the hotness. I’m good at math. Dr. Piven is a purple hummer.
 For those of you who don’t [...]

Logging in today felt really weird. It’s only been a couple of weeks since I last blogged but I almost felt like when I log in to myspace to get pictures of my ex for a facebook profile dedicated to douchebags, which has totally never happened at all. You know, sort of strange like maybe [...]

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How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
                                                                                                              (Paul Sweeney)
Basically I DO NOT HAVE PATIENCE. At all. I claim it’s because I’m A.D.D. but I’m lying. I think. I guess I could have it. I’m sure I have [...]

Oh look, I’m a sad sack today, and medication free. Seriously, I haven’t been home in time to go the pharmacy and I need to get them shits before I start cutting and listening to whatever sad songs people listen to when they do that. (Anyone want to suggest a playlist?)
I am just plain unhappy [...]