Dramatic Sigh

Seriously. Ban it. KILL IT WITH FIRE! Or at least require a license to use it*, at least for everyone but Courtni, who gets a free pass on this. It seems like lately, everyone wants to blame “haters” for everything. “They don’t like me because they’re just haters.” “Those haters are just jealous of how [...]

I am, as we speak, drinking an earl grey latte. Which tastes a little bit like sour ass. But I’m sick and it was $4 so I’m still drinking it. Normally, I wouldn’t even have Starbucks, but I made coffee this morning and my milk has apparently gone bad since Wednesday, because that also tasted [...]

I wouldn’t normally blog something that JUST. FUCKING. HAPPENED. but I’m so shocked I can’t even stand it. Shocked in a laughing hysterically, not upset, but slightly offended kind of way.
Quick backstory: I joined Plenty Of Fish on Monday at Mandy’s suggestion. I was bored and my A.D.D. needed an outlet. (By Tuesday I’d already [...]

…I’ve licked a few of both.
 
Hahaha only kidding, you can’t lick an opinion!
 
Ahem. Anyway. Rachel at What A Grand World, seems to be getting opinions shoved in her direction from all sorts of assholes lately. I’m not sure why her. I’m relatively new to her blog but I like her, and I haven’t seen anything [...]

Not the normal kind though. Here’s today’s TMI.
I. Am. Going. To. Shit. On. My. Boss’. Desk.
Seriously, I am about 12 seconds away from marching in, dropping trou, and shitting out last night’s taco bell and this afternoon’s spaghetti all over everything. I am losing it. Bad.

I’m in a mood. I’m not entirely sure what that mood is but it’s something like I’m manic but only in my head because my body is all “fuck this noise I ain’t doin shit today” and my stomach is all “poptarts? Seriously I know you’re broke but fucking poptarts?” and my hair is from [...]