Dramatic Sigh

Ok. First I want to thank everyone who has been so supportive during a pretty shitty couple of weeks. The good news is, my sister’s in rehab, and has been for 2 weeks. She’s not a huge fan, but she seems to be doing ok. She threatened to leave a few days ago, but they [...]

What’s this? Have I suddenly gotten classy? Fat chance. But for the first time probably ever, I’m not going to give you all the dirty details.
I know. It feels weird to me too.
My boyfriend? Is awesome. I know, I’m not normally one to be like, “my boyfriend this, my boyfriend that, and did you hear [...]

Last night, someone succeeded in spectacular fashion. How? By being offended by me. I’m sure many of you saw the interchange, or at least parts of it on Twitter, but it all started with this:

I posted that right after I got cut off. Then the person who cut me off proceeded to go 10 miles [...]

Like my homeboy Thomas Edison said:

Hell, there are no rules here – we’re trying to accomplish something.

What are these rules I speak of?

Yeaaaah…and that whole “people are fucking dumb” thing? Those would be people who read this and take it seriously. People like my best friend, who read it and has now decided it’s the [...]

I witnessed a new level of stupidity last night. No, I wasn’t watching VH1 or MTV (although My Super Sweet 16 continually raises the bar in that area). I wasn’t hanging out at the local Walmart or Wal-Mart or Sam Walton’s House O’ Crap or however you spell it. And while I was slightly inebriated, [...]

I have no words.
Well, ok, I have words. Many of them, actually. I was planning to do my Friday shopping blog, but when my coworker forwarded this email to me…yeah shopping can wait.
My employer has 2 buildings. I moved from one to the other last January, and since then, I’ve been hearing all sorts of [...]

…told someone their tattoo looked like Aslan from the Chronicles of Narnia while laughing hysterically?
…fallen down the stairs and taken someone down with you?
…gotten into a fist fight at prom?
…used the wrong…um…product for anal sex and felt the bad kind of burning?
…had someone who had your back completely, and who made you feel like you [...]

I wouldn’t normally blog something that JUST. FUCKING. HAPPENED. but I’m so shocked I can’t even stand it. Shocked in a laughing hysterically, not upset, but slightly offended kind of way.
Quick backstory: I joined Plenty Of Fish on Monday at Mandy’s suggestion. I was bored and my A.D.D. needed an outlet. (By Tuesday I’d already [...]

I wasn’t planning to blog today, because I reallyreallyreally need to get my resumé together so I can attempt to move in the next couple of months (OH HAI DC! Let’s be friends!) 
But sometimes, something comes along that’s just too perfect not to write about. Fortunately I have a friend who is single and actually [...]

I promised my darling LiLu that I would blog something today, but I just wasn’t feeling inspired. I’ve been busting my ass at my job (that I’m starting to hate) and funny wasn’t happening. To take a break, I started looking at Petfinder, and I searched for special needs dogs. I don’t need another dog at [...]