Tag: This is serious business
My friend Kevin is the master of seduction
If I were in the mood to be seduced, I would totally let him do it. It’s like I have this fetish. And he’s letting that fetish run free. That almost never happens. It’s my dirty little secret. Well, less of a dirty secret, and more of a completely safe-for-work secret, but it sounds less exciting [...]
Posted: March 25th, 2010 under Love, Sex.
Tags: I'm not creepy at ALL, This is serious business, This totally counts as working
Comments: 14
If Jesus had a flavor…
…he would taste like these:
What those are, for all of you NOT from Colorado, are corn fritters from White Fence Farm. And if you ARE from Colorado, and have never been there? You should probably get on that like…tonight. I don’t even really eat meat, but their fried chicken is good enough for me to [...]
Posted: February 9th, 2010 under Love.
Tags: Fun and games, This is serious business, This totally counts as working
Comments: 19
Not to be your mom, but please listen
I wasn’t planning on blogging today, and I never plan to ask you guys to promote my posts, but this is one exception. Please, please pass this one on.
Last night, my former roommate told me she didn’t want to go out because she had a bad night on Wednesday. I figured it was to do [...]
Posted: January 15th, 2010 under Family.
Tags: This is serious business
Comments: 14
Weeeoooo Weeeeoooo (That’s the sound a flashback makes…)
It’s also the sound a siren makes but I wouldn’t know anything about that. From today through Thursday, it’s flashback week in this bitch – I’m going to be posting 7 of my favorite blogs from way back in the myspace day. And while I may have originally started this because a) I’m lazy and b) [...]
Posted: December 18th, 2009 under Shit I don't like, Uncategorized.
Tags: Flashbacky, This is serious business
Comments: 20