Dramatic Sigh

Yeah, you read that right. Hot and homeless in the same sentence. See, there’s this really attractive homeless (I think) guy who hangs around my office all the time. And he’s not hot for a hobo, he’s hot for a normal person, which is weird and confusing because every time I see him, I can’t [...]

This blog isn’t really about my sweatpants, but I thought I should have a really deep title. I mean, it’s sort of about my sweatpants, but it’s also about the fact that I think I might be a hoarder.
Not this kind of hoarder.

Or this kind

Poor puppies. But I think I might hoard clothes. Because right [...]

Ok. So. It’s been long established that I’m pretty gross. This should not be news to anyone. But I’m starting to notice a new, and disturbing, trend in my grossness.
Hygiene.
Or the lack thereof. Don’t get me wrong, I brush my teeth several times a day and all that. I’m not running around all stank nasty. But [...]

Like my homeboy Thomas Edison said:

Hell, there are no rules here – we’re trying to accomplish something.

What are these rules I speak of?

Yeaaaah…and that whole “people are fucking dumb” thing? Those would be people who read this and take it seriously. People like my best friend, who read it and has now decided it’s the [...]

So, as you should all know by now, I’m functionally retarded when it comes to dating. Like, SO bad at it. This longass blog is a pretty good example of my suckitude.
Immediately after the Asshole Formerly Known As My Boyfriend and I broke up last August, I met a guy through my sister – let’s [...]

I wouldn’t normally blog something that JUST. FUCKING. HAPPENED. but I’m so shocked I can’t even stand it. Shocked in a laughing hysterically, not upset, but slightly offended kind of way.
Quick backstory: I joined Plenty Of Fish on Monday at Mandy’s suggestion. I was bored and my A.D.D. needed an outlet. (By Tuesday I’d already [...]

I wasn’t planning to blog today, because I reallyreallyreally need to get my resumé together so I can attempt to move in the next couple of months (OH HAI DC! Let’s be friends!) 
But sometimes, something comes along that’s just too perfect not to write about. Fortunately I have a friend who is single and actually [...]

Time for another edition of TMI Thursday, and you guys are in luck. This one happened just this morning! I tweeted about it briefly but I decided to save the whole story for the blog, because I know good TMIT material when I see it. Also, it would’ve taken forever at 140 characters a pop.
So [...]

…I’ve licked a few of both.
 
Hahaha only kidding, you can’t lick an opinion!
 
Ahem. Anyway. Rachel at What A Grand World, seems to be getting opinions shoved in her direction from all sorts of assholes lately. I’m not sure why her. I’m relatively new to her blog but I like her, and I haven’t seen anything [...]

“I’m afraid sometimes
you’ll play lonely games too,
games you can’t win
because you’ll play against you”
                               Theodor Geisel (you know, Dr. Seuss)
We all play games. Anyone who says they don’t is a liar. I’m the first person to say that I’m tired of games, but I keep playing them over and over again. Often it’s just the [...]